i’m ready for pumpkin spice lattes and warm scarves and pretty coats and nice boots and crunchy leaves on the ground and the wind biting at my cheeks and i’m ready to not feel like sweaty gross death all the time

Yes!

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Milania’s reaction to Antonia’s note

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I’m tired of listening to Gorga-Giudice family drama. It’s right up there on my priority list with bleaching my asshole.
Jacqueline Laurita - Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 5 premier. (via fkyeahitsdamien)

Teresa and Melissa’s playdate

countess-de-le-duchess:

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY PREMIERES TONIGHT.

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This woman, Carlton Gebbia is claiming that she’s joined the cast of RHOBH. Bravo hasn’t confirmed anything, but she’s been all about telling TMZ and other tabloids. Her description is a “90’s tv actress”, although I don’t recognize her from anything. 

Either way she joined the show to uplift women and doesn’t want to promote cattiness and drama. 

Uh, good luck lady. I assume you haven’t seen the show before…

This woman, Carlton Gebbia is claiming that she’s joined the cast of RHOBH. Bravo hasn’t confirmed anything, but she’s been all about telling TMZ and other tabloids. Her description is a “90’s tv actress”, although I don’t recognize her from anything.

Either way she joined the show to uplift women and doesn’t want to promote cattiness and drama.

Uh, good luck lady. I assume you haven’t seen the show before…

So i gave up on watching anymore married to medicine because I couldn’t stand Mariah or anything that came out of her mouth. But for shits and giggles I tuned into to the reunion part II tonight just to find out that she is still annoying as hell.

The rumored intro lines for Kathy & Jacqueline on Season 5 of RHONJ

  • Kathy: If you can't take the heat, get out of my kitchen.
  • Jacqueline: I've faced my share of challenges, but I'm tougher than I look.

Are the Richard sisters being bullied or are they just getting a round of Karma?

In the last few days both Kim and Kyle have threatened Bravo producers that they were quitting. First Kyle said she was fed up after fellow cast mates Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville confronted her about her husband Mauricio allegedly having an affair. Kyle claims that these are just mean girl tactics that are meant to bully her like ex cast mate Adrianne Maloof. 

Brandi assured twitter followers today that this was not meant to bully Kyle at all. She tweeted: 

"@BrandiGlanville: If bullying is giving a fellow housewife a heads up wen negative stories R coming out about her husband then color me confussed#IMAgirlsGirl"

Following on the heels of her sister threatening to quit, Kim Richards has back her little sister up 110%, also saying she’d walk if Kyle did.
Both sister are contractually obligated to finish the season, as well as tape a reunion. It will be interesting to see how it plays out!

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